I Knew

I knew.

If i was honest with myself, I knew.

I didn't want it to be true,

But when I thought it through,

I knew what you would do,

Because I knew you,

So I knew. I knew.

 

I knew I shouldn't go along with your plan,

So when you came to me with it, ... I ran.

I tried to get as far away as I could.

I thought I'd avoid you, and do as I should.

But then you cornered me, and I came unglued.

Well tell me, what else was I going to do?

 

I knew.

If i was honest with myself, I knew.

I didn't want it to be true,

But when I thought it through,

I knew what you would do,

Because I knew you,

So I knew. I knew.

 

So I told them they were evil, like you said.

You made me do it, let it be on your head.

You should've seen them all squirm, when they heard.

Oh they knew that they were wrong, by your word.

So of course they begged for mercy, on their knees.

And of course you let them live, as you pleased.

 

I knew.

If i was honest with myself, I knew.

I didn't want it to be true,

But when I thought it through,

I knew what you would do,

Because I knew you,

So I knew. I knew.

 

You're a gracious and compassionate God,

Slow to anger and abounding in love.

Can you tell me what was I thinking of?

I ran away from you because I knew...

 

I knew.

If i was honest with myself, I knew.

I didn't want it to be true,

But when I thought it through,

I knew what you would do,

Because I knew you,

So I knew. I knew.

 

If i was honest with myself (I knew)

I didn't want it to be (to be true)

But I knew as soon as I thought it through,

I knew exactly what you wanted to do,

I knew you, God. (I knew you, I knew you)

So I knew. (Oh I knew.) Yes, I knew.

I knew. I knew. I knew.

 

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These lyrics are in the public domain worldwide. Sheet music is also available.

Darkness

I know there's light out there, but

I seem to live in darkness here.

I drown myself in gloom,

And do I even care?

 

Leave the truth on the shelf:

I'm lying to myself.

I say that I'm O.K.

Believe it if you dare.

 

When you read my mind,

You know my thoughts and then

You can tell just anyone you please.

Nothing is the same,

Once people know my shame,

I'll go into hiding.

 

What if I run away?

I'll leave behind the life that I know, but

There's no safe place to go.

They'll find me now wherever I am.

They'll follow me there, and

They'll follow me back (again).

Where can I go?

Where can I go?

 

---

 

My friends want to protect me,

And to keep me from all consequence.

They say it's safe in here,

But do I even care?

I want to go outside.

I want to see the world.

I want to live my life,

Though I know life's not fair.

 

When the day is done,

I need to rest, but now

I can see how much is left to do.

No one helps me out

With my unending task.

I'll never be finished.

 

What if I run away?

I'll leave behind the life that I know, but

There's no safe place to go.

They'll find me now wherever I am.

They'll follow me there, and

They'll follow me back (again).

Where can I go?

Where can I go?

 

---

 

In the light of day,

What can I say? I can't

Ever seem to make up a good excuse.

All I do is lie,

To justify myself.

And no one believes me!

 

What if I run away?

I'll leave behind the life that I know, but

There's no safe place to go.

They'll find me now wherever I am.

They'll follow me there, and

They'll follow me back (again).

Where can I go?

Where can I go?

 

Not Too Bad

Here we go again... I wrote more song lyrics. I can't decide if this one is cheerful or depressing. I guess it might depend on the music you set it to.

Well I woke up this morning,

And I got out of bed,

And I managed that all on my own.

I've got someplace to live,

And I keep myself fed,

And I don't have a kidney stone.

 

I'd say it's,

Not too bad.

I don't know why I'm sad.

Even on a bad day,

I'm really doing ok.

My life is not too bad.

 

Well the town where I live

Has a grocery store,

With a pharmacy six blocks away.

I've got electricity,

So I can watch some TV,

And I shower most every day.

 

I'd say it's,

Not too bad.

I don't know why I'm sad.

Even on a bad day,

I'm really doing ok.

My life is not too bad.

My life is not too bad.

 

Oh, I've got a nice sink,

And there's water to drink,

And a toilet that flushes my poo.

And I had enough time,

To write up this rhyme,

To explain all my blessings to you.

 

I'd say it's,

Not too bad.

I don't know why I'm sad.

Even on a bad day,

I'm really doing ok.

My life is not too bad, oh no.

My life is not so bad.

 

I've got access to a phone,

So I'm not really alone,

And I've even got a custom ringtone.

I've got window screens,

To keep out the bees,

And I don't live in a war zone.

 

I'd say it's,

Not too bad.

I don't know why I'm sad.

Even on a bad day,

I'm really doing ok.

My life is not too bad.

Oh yeah, my life is not to bad.

I'd say it's,

Not too bad.

I don't know why I'm sad.

Even on a bad day,

I'm really doing ok.

My life is not too bad.

Even on a bad day,

I'm really doing ok.

My life is not too bad.

My life is not too bad.

My life is really not that bad.

Really not so bad.

 

A Week Since You Left

The last set of song lyrics that I posted were really upbeat and positive and sappy. In the interest of balance, here is one that leans in the opposite direction. I'm not actually bipolar. It's just poetry. I can write this stuff without actually feeling the emotions the narrator must be feeling. Honest.

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It's a week since you left,

And I'm so bereft,

A mangled-up ball of emotion.

I feel like a sham,

And I don't give a damn.

I'm struggling to go through the motions.

 

I can't let you see that I'm falling apart,

But when I go out I don't know what to do.

I can't let you know that you've torn out my heart,

So I try to pretend I can live without you.

 

It's a week since I've slept,

And I'm such a mess,

But I put on a brave face and fake it.

I think about you,

And I know what to do.

It hurts but I just have to take it.

 

So no one can know that I just want to die.

I pretend to believe I can find someone new.

I walk through the park and I stare at the sky.

If you found out you'd hurt me, that might hurt you.

 

For a week you've been gone,

And my life is just done,

Since I have no more use for my future.

I'm deeply obsessed,

And completely distressed,

Because thinking about you is torture.

 

But I relish the hurt, it reminds me of you,

I don't want to forget or get over the pain.

You're my reason to live even though we are through,

And forgetting would mean that I'd lose you again.

 

For a week I'm alone,

And I guess that's the plan,

Even though it's incredibly lonely.

I will learn not to fuss,

And I'll do what I must,

And I'll think about you, and you only.

 

So go, live your life, and forget about me,

I promise I won't let you know of my pain.

I wish you the joy, be content and carefree,

Go, leave me behind, and find true love again.

 

Everything About You

M:	The way you smile when I look at you,
M:	Your gorgeous hair and the way you laugh,
M:	Your sense of humor splits me in two;
M:	Your wicked smirk breaks my heart in half.
F:	I like the way that you look at me,
F:	Love the admiration in your stare.
F:	So tall and handsome and so carefree,
F:	Your humble blush caught me unaware.
Duet:	Everything about you,
Duet:	Everything that makes you
Duet:	Who you are.
Duet:	It isn't any one thing,
Duet:	It's everything.
Duet:	Every single thing,
Duet:	It's everything about you.
M:	I love your voice and your burning eyes.
M:	I love your wit and your curvy form.
M:	You are as clever as you are wise,
M:	As full of grace as you are of charm.
F:	Your corny jokes keep me entertained.
F:	My tummy flips when you hold my hand.
F:	Your creativity is unrestrained.
F:	You always ask, but you don't demand.
Duet:	Everything about you,
Duet:	Everything that makes you
Duet:	Who and what you are.
M:	It isn't one thing,	same time
F:	Isn't any one thing,
Duet:	It's everything.
Backup:	That's what I love,
Duet:	Every single thing,
Backup:	... is what I love,
Duet:	It's everything about you.	same time
Backup:	... what I love about you.
M:	I can rely on your common sense.
M:	I love your drive, know that you'll succeed.
M:	You always know when to take a chance.
M:	You make it clear to me what you need.
F:	You're always working with those burly arms,
F:	But you have time to tell me how you feel.
F:	Your compassion takes so many forms,
F:	Your generosity is so unreal.
Duet:	It isn't any one thing,
Duet:	Because it's everything.
Backup:	That's what I love,
Duet:	Every single thing,
Backup:	... is what I love,
Duet:	It's everything about you.	same time
Backup:	... what I love about you.
Rap Bridge: [M should have no breaks in his flow as he raps like J-None in Valhalla Calling.] [F talks over him, overlapping the end of his line and start of the next one.] [F speaks at a slower speed than M, in a breathy alto half-whispered bedroom voice.]
M:	Hold up now, I gotta verbalize
F:	Please do advise.
M:	What you mean to me; I must vocalize
F:	I can empathize.
M:	What it's taken me a while to realize,
F:	Let me emphasize:
M:	'Cause you look at me and I'm mesmerized.
F:	You're the prize,
M:	I'm awestruck, bowled over, and hypnotized,
F:	Your face a sunrise.
M:	My blood pressure is on the rise.
F:	Did you know I fantasize
M:	You know how I like to just look into your eyes,
F:	about touching your hair?
M:	I get so lost in your gaze that it's hard not to stare,
F:	I don't even care.
M:	'Cause no other girl that I've met can compare,
F:	You're so debonair,
M:	You've got your own style, your own kind of flair,
F:	I fell out of my chair,
M:	And I really must say that we make quite a pair,
F:	Consider my plight,
M:	'Cause whenever I'm sad, you are such a delight,
F:	Now I'm upright,
M:	Your mind is so keen and your face is so bright,
F:	But I'm still quite a sight,
M:	You take all my passions and set them alight,
F:	I'm getting excited,
M:	Awakening all of my base appetites,
F:	Weak in the knee,
M:	So I swear to you that now I'm gonna be
F:	'Cause I think I see
M:	Your number one fan and your best devotee.
F:	How you feel about me,
M:	'Cause I'm looking at you and you're looking at me,
F:	And that's gotta be
M:	And you're giving off all of the right energy.
F:	The best thing that's happened to me.
M:	I'm picking that vibe up and liking it too,
F:	That makes two:
M:	And now that I've got it I know what to do,
F:	I'm liking it too.
M:	And my days of pining for you might be through,
F:	Yeah I'm with you.
M:	'Cause I'm telling you now that I'm in love with you.
F:	Oh, me too.
M:	I never knew, until I met you,
M:	How much emotion my heart could feel.
Duet:	It's a little too good to be true,
M:	But now I surely believe it's real.
F:	I never worry that you're gonna cheat:
F:	I can see the focus in your eyes.
Duet:	It's your love that makes my heart beat.
F:	And when I'm with you the time just flies.
Duet:	Everything about you,
Duet:	Everything that makes you
Backup:	Who...
Duet:	Who you are.
Backup:	... you ... are.
M:	It isn't just one thing	same time
F:	It isn't any single thing,
Duet:	It's all of the things.
Backup:	That's what I love,
Duet:	Every single thing,
Backup:	... is what I love,
Chorus:	It's everything about you.
Duet:	Every single thing,
Chorus:	Everything about you.
Duet:	It isn't any one single thing.
Duet:	It's all of the things.
Backup:	That's what I love,
Duet:	Every single thing,
Backup:	... is what I love,
Chorus:	It's everything about you.
Duet:	Every single thing,
Chorus:	Everything about you.
M:	Everything about you.
Backup:	That's what I love.
F:	It's everything about you.
Backup:	Everything I love.
Duet:	Everything about you.
Chorus:	Everything about you.
Chorus:	Everything about you.

Cut out of a Mountain

It was a rock,

Cut out of a mountain.

Not by human hands.

It was a rock,

Cut out of a mountain.

Do you understand?

 

[Musical introduction]

 

The wind blows in the north.

The wind blows in the south,

Eventually we all strike out,

And everything we care about

Goes flying in the wind.

 

It was a rock,

Cut out of a mountain.

Not by human hands.

It was a rock,

Cut out of a mountain.

Do you understand?

 

Everything that we have done,

However great, the time will come.

We build it tall.

We build it strong,

But it will fall,

Before too long.

Everything that we have made

Is doomed to fail, and then to fade.

Everything that we have built

Will break and let us down.

 

We work the long day through,

But what good does it do?

We hurry forth, we hurry back,

Running on our weary track,

Until it's gone again.

 

It was a rock,

Cut out of a mountain.

Not by human hands.

It was a rock,

Cut out of a mountain.

Do you understand?

 

Everything that we have done,

However great, the time will come.

We build it tall.

We build it strong,

But it will fall,

Before too long.

Everything that we have made

Is doomed to fail, and then to fade.

Everything that we have built

Will break and let us down.

 

[musical outro]

 

Do you understand?

It was a mountain...

Do you understand?

It was a mountain...

[repeat, fading to silence]

Dust

There's one thing in this life that you will learn:

Dust you are, and to dust you will return!

They say time is the fire in which we burn.

Dust you are, and to dust you will return!

Eat and drink, and weep with those who mourn.

Dust you are, and to dust you will return!

Death comes for every person who is born.

Dust you are. To dust you will return!

Dust you are. To dust you will return!

It was years ago, I was twenty-two,

Ready to go, fresh out of school.

I had so much that I wanted to do.

I had no idea I was such a fool.

There's one thing in this life that you will learn:

Dust you are, and to dust you will return!

They say time is the fire in which we burn.

Dust you are, and to dust you will return!

Eat and drink, and weep with those who mourn.

Dust you are, and to dust you will return!

Death comes for every person who is born.

Dust you are. To dust you will return!

Dust you are. To dust you will return!

I couldn't change the world by myself,

[But] I had ideas and a full bookshelf.

I saw the world and I saw the grief,

[But] if we worked hard it could be enough.

There's one thing in this life that you will learn:

Dust you are, and to dust you will return!

They say time is the fire in which we burn.

Dust you are, and to dust you will return!

Eat and drink, and weep with those who mourn.

Dust you are, and to dust you will return!

Death comes for every person who is born.

Dust you are. To dust you will return!

Dust you are. To dust you will return!

It seemed to me that the plan was sound,

Get a group together and buckle down,

With sweat and tears and some common ground,

We could bring the world around.

There's one thing in this life that you will learn:

Dust you are, and to dust you will return!

They say time is the fire in which we burn.

Dust you are, and to dust you will return!

Eat and drink, and weep with those who mourn.

Dust you are, and to dust you will return!

Death comes for every person who is born.

Dust you are. To dust you will return!

Dust you are. To dust you will return!

Personified

I am the pain, I am the sorrow.

Here today and gone tomorrow.

I am anger, I am suffering.

I am the death I am the carcass.

Light has come, but men love darkness.

I am terror, I am far from grace.

I am the bruise, I am the black eye.

Life's a b-word, and then you die.

I am sickness, I am damaged goods.

I am the wrong, I am the failure.

This world is a dumpster fire.

I am ruin, I am broken dreams.

I Have Wandered

I have wandered lost and blind,

Within the confines of my mind.

My mental state was slowly sinking.

I needed to explore my thinking.

But the dolor that is lodged

Within my brain, still remains,

When I am done rethinking.

 

My mind has such a hollow shape,

An empty cage I can't escape.

If all my thoughts could be directed,

A useful structure thus erected,

Something good and useful might

Even be gained, or obtained,

Some evil circumvented.

 

Would I, could I, do some good?

I have no doubt at all I should.

Alas, I doubt that I am able,

The notion seems like just a fable,

For the focus, I am missing,

And the lack, holds me back,

Making me quite unstable.

 

[instrumental metal segment here, with maybe some incomprehensible growl vocals]

 

Chained to myself, I cannot break away.

I babble, but I know I have nothing good to say.

Sick to death of life, I am terrified to die,

I question all my goals, and I cannot answer why.

My dark thoughts tear me up, I have no one to confide,

It's eating me alive, all bottled up inside.

I want to go away, but there's nowhere left to turn.

I'm doomed to ride it out, and then in hell to burn.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

 

In the dark I sit and brood,

Savoring my somber mood.

But all my thinking turns to folly,

Empty, hollow, meloncholy,

And dejected, I return

To what I know, so I go

Back to the crass and bloody,

 

For I am quite unstable,

Oooooooooooooooooooooooh!

And I am done with thinking.

 

Londonderry Err

O [person], Dear,

Mine heart, mine heart is broken,

For I dispair, to ever hear a word,

A word from you,

A word that love betokens,

That word I long to hear,

But I will not.

 

And so I go,

I go but I am saddened.

I go to live a life of solitude,

A life alone,

Without you in my presence,

Oh [person] dear, oh dear,

I am alone.

 

So fear ye not,

Oh [person] dear, be happy,

For if I leave, I leave you well alone.

And if I go,

I'm sure you will find someone,

A better man, for you,

Than I could be.

 

And as for me,

Mine end, mine end is fitting,

There is for me, a better match indeed.

For if I can't

Have you then I want no one.

And that is good,

For no one wants me too.

 

Sung to the tune Londonderry Air

The GOAT

Verse One:

We couldn't believe it, although we were told.

He wasn't an actor, musician or such.

He came out of nowhere and wasn't that old.

And no one expected from him all that much.

When we finally noticed him,

He didn't seem that great.

How could we have known about

His complicated fate?

We thought we knew about him:

He grew up down the road.

But when his life was finished, (finished)

It turned out he's the GOAT.

 

Bridge:

It was in the dark at night,

My people made their way.

And when we saw the dawning light,

We knew we couldn't stay.

The fighting and the looting then

Were like a holiday.

We shouted in excitement,

But we barely got away.

We had to hide the evidence,

We had to burn our clothes,

But we forgot we'd left him there.

We'd left him there exposed,

And he became the GOAT.

 

Verse Two:

He wasn't important, as far as we knew.

And so when he walked by, we all turned away.

We laughed behind his back, in front of him too.

We thought he was nothing, till that fateful day.

And when it finally happened,

He suffered all that pain.

The things that happened to him then

Were simply not humane.

He didn't try to stop it,

Just took it like a sport.

He took it all and finished, (finished)

Because he was the GOAT.

 

Chorus:

He stood accused of all our crime,

The greatest scapegoat of all time.

They laid it all upon his back,

And so he took up all our slack.

He took it all and paid the cost,

An endless well of pain and loss,

The greatest scapegoat of all time,

The greatest scapegoat of all time.

 

Verse Three:

They asked for his defense. He kept his mouth shut.

He just wouldn't answer whatever they asked.

He could have gone free if he ratted us out,

But he remained silent and finished his task.

And when they read that judgement

He didn't say a word.

He let them sentence him to death,

Although it was absurd.

He knew that we were guilty,

But he was not a turncoat.

He took the execution, (finished)

Because he was the GOAT.

 

Chorus:

He stood accused of all our crime,

The greatest scapegoat of all time.

They laid it all upon his back,

And so he took up all our slack.

He took it all and paid the cost,

An endless well of pain and loss.

He owned our debt and paid our price,

Our greatest scapegoat, Jesus Christ,

The one who paid for all our crime,

The greatest scapegoat of all time,

The greatest scapegoat of all time,

The greatest scapegoat of all time.

 

Final Chorus:

He stood accused of all our crime,

They laid it all upon his back,

The greatest scapegoat of all time.

The one who took up all our slack.

He took it all and paid the cost,

An endless well of pain and loss.

He owned our debt and paid our price,

Our greatest scapegoat, Jesus Christ,

The one who paid for all our crime,

The greatest scapegoat of all time,

The greatest scapegoat of all time,

The greatest scapegoat of all time,

Because he was the GOAT.

Sheet music is available at musescore.com. Besides lead and backup vocals, the arrangement that I put up there also calls for oboe, piano, timpani, a drumkit, violas, and double bass. However, I believe the song could be adapted for other combinations.

Purple Frogs

I search the world for purple frogs.

They bring me such delight!

I love their croaking, smooth and clear,

Their colours bold and bright.

The way they swim around the bog,

And lay their eggs at night,

Their mating dance while people sleep,

Is such an awesome sight!

 

The purple frogs are edible,

And this is my advice:

If you can capture purple frogs,

They bring a handsome price.

When cooking purple frogs in stew,

I season them with spice.

Their smoky taste, with vegetables,

Makes dinner very nice.

 

I teach the purple frogs to speak,

And I have always found,

That once they learn our English words,

Their thoughts are most profound.

This world has many governments,

Some good, some inept, some harsh;

But soon with the help of the purple frogs,

They'll all be ruled from the marsh!

 

This is written in the common meter, so it can be sung to any number of existing tunes. Nonetheless, I intend to write original music for it at some point. Ad interim, I saw no reason not to go ahead and post the lyrics. Enjoy, or whatever.

Sing to Yourself and to God

I sing, when I am alone,
Then I get into the zone.
I sing with the rest of my squad.
I sing even though I am flawed.
I sing and I clap, stomp, and nod.
I sing to myself and to God.

Waking up to dawn's first light,
I stand up and stifle a yawn.
I didn't get enough sleep last night;
I'll take what I got and move on.
I wanna be happy and bright,
Like a person whose troubles are gone.
Well music makes me feel alright, [so]
I'll sing to myself and to God.
Oh I'll sing to myself and to God.
I gotta sing to myself and to God.

I sing, when I am alone,
Then I get into the zone.
I sing with the rest of my squad.
I sing even though I am flawed.
I sing and I clap, stomp, and nod.
I sing to myself and to God.

I sing to myself and to God.
I sing to myself and to God.
Sing to yourself and to God.

When everything goes your way,
When everything's going to pot,
When you're having a really good day,
And when you're really really not,
Nevermind what people might say,
Set aside that insecure thought.
They are not your judges today,
Sing to yourself and to God.
Sing to yourself and to God.

Sing, sing when you are alone.
Sing and get into the zone.
Sing with the rest of your squad.
Sing even though you are flawed.
Sing, now clap stomp and nod.
Sing to yourself and to God.

Voices

Why're you always asking who I'm talking to?
I thought it was apparent, I wasn't talking to you.
You ain't got no business, asking about what I said.
It wasn't meant for you but for the voices in my head.

Voices in my head, voices in my head,
When I hear them talk to me, I've never been mislead.
Voices in my head, right between my ears,
They have kept me company for many many years.

People often interrupt the voices in my head.
So then they have to say again, whatever they just said.
I know the people mean no harm, they're simply unaware,
But to the voices in my head, it really seems unfair.

Voices in my head, voices in my head,
When I hear them talk to me, I've never been mislead.
Voices in my head, voices in my mind,
They tell me things, and then I find,
That I'm the only one they told,
The only one of all mankind,
The only one who stayed enrolled,
The only one who can still hear the voices in my head.

[whispered] The voices in my head, say that I'm inbred,
[whispered] 'Cause both my grandparents also heard voices in their head.

I am always talking to the voices in my head.
If I don't keep them listening, they talk to me instead,
And once they start to argue, I can't hear myself think.
If I don't keep them quiet, they drive me to the brink.

The voices in my head, voices in my head,
When I hear them talk to me, I've never been mislead.
Voices in my head, right between my ears,
They have kept me company for many many years.
Voices in my head, voices in my mind,
They tell me things, and then I find,
That I'm the only one they told,
The only one of all mankind,
The only one who stayed enrolled,
The only one who can still hear
The voices in my head.
The voices in my head.
The voices in my head.

Bubble Wrap

I like [beat] bubble wrap.

Pinch it once, it goes snap.

Again and again, pop-pop-popping,

Once you start, there's no stopping.

I like [beat] bubble wrap.

You agree? Stomp and clap!

I like [beat] bubble wrap.

I like [beat] bubble wrap.

Ev'ry time I get a package, [I]

Tear into it like a savage,

Ripping tape and shredding cardboard,

Cutting boxes, plunging inward,

Take the product out the carton,

Gotta see what it was packed in,

Hoping for some mindless pleasure.

Did my goods come wrapped in treasure?

I like [beat] bubble wrap.

Pinch it once, it goes snap.

Again and again, pop-pop-popping,

Once you start, there's no stopping.

I like [beat] bubble wrap.

You agree? Stomp and clap!

I like [beat] bubble wrap.

I like [beat] bubble wrap.

[I]

Just can't seem to get enough of

This fantastic packing stuff of

Legend. You know, it's my fav'rite,

I just love it, gotta have it,

Love to pop it, have to pop it.

Once I'm popping, I can't stop it,

Oh, it's gone now, what an outrage!

How long till I get a package?

I like [beat] bubble wrap.

Pinch it once, it goes snap.

Again and again, pop-pop-popping,

Once you start, there's no stopping.

I like [beat] bubble wrap.

You agree? Stomp and clap!

I like [beat] bubble wrap.

I like [beat] bubble wrap.

Pop pop pop pop pop pop pop.

Pinch and pop till I can't stop.

Pop pop pop pop pop pop pop.

 

Pop and pop and pop and pop.

Pop pop pop pop, Hop on Pop.

 

"We / like to hop on top of pop."

Hop hop hop hop, Hop on Pop.

 

"You / must not hop on top of pop."

Pop pop pop pop pop pop pop.

 

I like [beat] bubble wrap.

Pinch it once, it goes snap.

Again and again, pop-pop-popping,

Once you start, there's no stopping.

I like [beat] bubble wrap.

You agree? Stomp and clap!

I like [beat] bubble wrap.

I like [beat] bubble wrap.

I like [beat] bubble wrap.

I like [beat] bubble wrap!

Pretty Little Yellow Flowers

Popping up free all over the place
Bright as the joy on a child's face
Golden yellow like a wedding ring
Where they appear you know it's spring

Fields as white as your grandfather's hair
Windborne seeds distribute here and there
Planting more flowers for you and me
Flowers everywhere for all to see

Dandelion's root is tough as nails
Everyone who tries to kill it fails
Grumpy curmudgeons all hate its guts
Well if you ask me they're just plain nuts

Those Were the Good Old Days (2020 Edition)

Oh sometimes I think back to when I was younger, 

Life was so much simpler then.
Dad would be out with the guys,
Getting a burger and fries,
Or maybe going bowling again.

Oh, and mom would be fixing something in the kitchen,
A casserole for a church carry-in,
And I'd spend the weekend hanging out with my friends,
Wandering round town
And going into stores on a whim.

Those were the good old days.
Those were the good old days.
The weeks go by, and the memory fades.
But those were the good old days.

I can still recall, my favorite mall,
The one with the big grocery store
Oh, they hired a man, just to, shake your hand,
And say "Howdy" when you walked in the door.

The produce was nice, always was a fair price,
It's such a shame that they closed down that mall.
Oh I don't know when they'll ever open again.
Maybe next year in the fall?

Let me tell ya now:
Those were the good old days.
Those were the good old days.
The months come and go, and the memory fades.
But those were the good old days.

Do you remember Christy Anne?
She was my high school romance.
She had a pretty smile, and she held my hand,
So I took her to the homecoming dance.

But then halfway through the night I left her high and dry.
I left the dance with her former best friend,
And her open-mouthed stare
Became a withering glare, 
But I'd still do it over again.

I tell ya buddy,
Those were the good old days.
Those were the good old days.
The years pass away, and the memory fades.
But those were the good old days.

Those were the good old days
Those were the good old days
My old life is gone, and the memory fades,
But those were the good old days

— Parody of Good Old Days by Weird Al Yankovic

When Sheryl Ran for Granted

It started on a Tuesday,
I remember that much now,
When Sheryl ran for granted.
She never really did say,
But we heard her anyhow,
When Sheryl ran for granted.

When Sheryl ran for granted,
     before two, after three,
When Sheryl ran for granted,
     over you, and under me,
When Sheryl ran for granted,
     feeling trapped, feeling free,
When Sheryl ran for granted,
     we were there, you and me,
When Sheryl ran for granted.

We had a lot of backers,
They poured in by the dozen,
When Sheryl ran for granted.
Some of us were slackers,
But the diligent were chosen,
When Sheryl ran for granted.

When Sheryl ran for granted,
     day by day, thick and thin,
When Sheryl ran for granted,
     'twas the way, that was then,
When Sheryl ran for granted,
     child's play, kith and kin,
When Sheryl ran for granted,
     what she'd say, how we'd win,
When Sheryl ran for granted.

Surprises kept on coming,
So much was unexpected,
No one foresaw the end.
Sheryl just kept on running,
She was so underrated,
It was such a mighty trend.

When Sheryl ran for granted,
     all as one, none alone,
When Sheryl ran for granted,
     what a run, in the zone,
When Sheryl ran for granted,
     she was the one, our backbone,
When Sheryl ran for granted,
     it was fun, the world to own,
When Sheryl ran for granted.

All Made Out of Win

Okay, so my last set of lyrics turned out kind of emotionally down. I didn't set out to make them that way (and wasn't even in a down mood when I wrote them -- a weird mood, yes), but that's how they landed. So lest I present myself as some kind of bizarre incoherent emo-depressive nitwit, I wrote another set of lyrics. (These, no doubt, will still make me look like a bizarre incoherent nitwit, but in a much more upbeat way.) So, umm, here they are.

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Yo, put me in a trebuchet and launch me to the stratosphere:
I'm gonna have some fun today, and then I'm gettin' outa here.
I've got a lot of gumption, and I'm gonna raise some ruckus now,
'Cause if I gain some traction I can bust it all up anyhow.
The secret of contentment isn't havin' things or doin' stuff.
You follow that old siren and you never ever have enough.
Hey, take me to the river.
Put me in a basket, or
Lock me in a tower.
I'm gonna prosper yet.

I'm always feelin' happy when my mojo gets to flowin' good.
A billion-dollar industry has taken over Hollywood,
But nevermind the critics, we're a celebratin' irony,
'Cause once we have the hutzpah we can write an awesome comedy.
Forget about the dazzle, nevermind about the cam'ra work:
We'll shoot it in a castle, and we'll use the spoon and skip the fork.
Hey, show me all the money.
Livin' out of pocket, I've
Never had a problem.
Now, tell me your excuse.

Our attitude is everything, so I am gonna celebrate.
An institute of joy has really drawn me to matriculate.
I'll never let my circumstances rule my mind or get me down,
And if I ever graduate then count on me to go to town.
I'm singin' and I'm dancin' and I'm tellin' lots of corny jokes.
Now tell me just what imag'ry my energizing rhyme invokes.
Hey, let me lift your spirits.
Lookin' on the bright side, we're
Tackle-in' the issue.
I'm all made out of win.

[Musical bridge.]

Take me to the river.
Put me in a basket.
Lock me in a tower.
Show me all the money.
Livin' out of pocket.
Never had a problem.
Let me lift your spirits.
Lookin' on the bright side.
Tackle-in' the issue.

[Short musical interlude.]

I'm gonna prosper yet.
I don't need no excuse.
I'm all made out of win.
All made out of win.
All made out of win.

Now for something completely different...

I was in a weird mood and wrote some lyrics, or poetry, or something. I'll just post what I wrote without further comment and let you draw your own conclusions...


Hungry is the bear who lives
A life of shameless luxury
Within the porticos of tents.
Never have the learned ones
Bathed all the infants of the poor
With such aromatic ointments.

I've come from Alabama
With a basket full of questions,
But no one ever answers me.
I'm running from the lawyers,
But I'll sing you my life's story
With the banjo laid on my knee.

Run me ragged.
Rain on my parade.
Strip me naked.
Only the truth will set me free!

Ride the endless bullet train
Until the early winter sun
Sprinkles you down upon its bust.
Cover our ears with cotton
As the earwig conceals its pups
With a thousand motes of sawdust.

I am just a single man,
Treading grapes of speculation
In the winepress of my own mind,
I've sold my hesitation
For that bread and red lentil stew
Because my brother was so kind.

Ride me roughshod.
Call me a loser.
Take my ephod.
Only the truth will set me free!

File down your fingernails
Until the marrow shows right through,
Until you've beaten a dead horse.
In a universe of pain,
Nothing fills the head with knowledge
Like the dread tutor of remorse.

Clench my collar.
Listen to me wail.
Hear me holler.
Only the truth will set me free!

Feed me toxins.
Halt my reverie.
Sell my organs.
Only the truth will set me free!

Cut me deeper.
Drain out all my blood.
Kill me faster.
Only the truth will set me free!